French stereotypes

Yes, I'm from France and I moved to Canada to study. The question is :

'' Why you moved to Canada ? ''

French people are so fucking close minded ! And I hate that. They always think they are better than others and they always know everything instead of you... Like you talk to someone and he/she makes their speeches like if you never heard about what they talked about.

IM NOT A FUCKING BABY YOU KNOW ?!

I won't take a part and lie to you about French people even though I don't appreciate them, I'll just tell you the truth !
Okay let's start more seriously !

I - French people smell 

Really ? Smell what ? Cheese ? Poop ?... We have shower like other country so why would we smell ? Some people choose to not wash their selves .. It's not my problem but it's not only in France, it's the same everywhere. And now I'm sure you are thinking about perfume... That's a true fact, French people like to put perfume, sometimes too much : CONCLUSION > We don't smell !

2 - French people are rude

I really think that's true. When I came back in France last year to visit my family, it totally changes from Canada. When you ask something to someone they act like they did't saw you. When you buy something, most of the time they just tell you the price and Ciao ! I'll take as example the city of Paris. People have money so they think they are better than you so they look at you like if you were an alien !
Furthermore, they are so impatient (I'm fucking impatient as hell !!!!) You just need to go to Paris or Lyon for example and look at them. When they drive, I'm sure you never saw that before how someone can be that much impatient...

3 - French girls are all thin

Most of French girls are thin, yes. The food if healthier than other country out of Europe. For example for breakfast in France I drink a coffee with orange juice and a croissant or pain-au-chocolat. For lunch we have vegetables with meat or fish + salad + yogurt and cheese. I'm not a girl of course, but it's usually the same case for other family. French girls like to do exercises the morning or after school or during the weekend with best friends. They really care about what they eat but they don't have a book of calories in their handbag ! They know how to eat healthy. But not all girls are thin, like everywhere else. I just think that most of the girl are not overweight.

4 - French people always eat cheese

That's a fact, yeah, and we love it !

5 - French people don't speak English

English class in France are most of the time a big mess. Nobody really listen to the teacher, anyway, we don't use English in France at all except for some words like chewing-gum and some others... I think French accent is so ridiculous when we speak English  but I think mine is not that hard. Anyway, I had a friend who were come from Taiwan and wanted to have new friends in Lyon ( My city). He went to a bar and met some girls and wanted to be friend with them but they didn't speak English or just a little. Not enough to start a conversation.... T__T' But now I see on Facebook that more and more French people use English to express their selves so I guess English is getting better in France.

6 - French people wear berets and walk with a baguettes carried under the armpit 

WTF IS THAT ! I went buying the bread since I'm 7 years old and I never wear a beret in my all life hahaha and I don't think carrying baguette under my armpit will be really comfortable. We walk and take it with the hand. That's all.

I don't have any more idea. I hope you learnt something and if you want to know something, just leave a comment I'll answer you, no problem.








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